Eccentric Adventurer Gifts

"You there - shoo!"

"Roger picked up an interesting object on one of the islands we passed through..."

Bird Watchers and Albatross

'Who are you calling a nutter?'

'Well Mr. Leory what gave you the idea to cross the Atlantic in a steam roller?'

'I think Daddy's having a mid-life crisis.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"Who are These People?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

A mad scientist.

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Problem solving centre.