Emotional Voyager Gifts

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Characters jumping out of a book.

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

Vaccination Passport

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Beach flirting

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"That must be the artist over there."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

The Wishing Well

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.