Sentimental Journeyer Gifts

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

"This is terrible... This car meant so much to me."

A girl buries her doll in the yard.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Zen Kitten

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Bike Rides