Sentimental Journeyer Prints

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

"This is terrible... This car meant so much to me."

A girl buries her doll in the yard.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Have you been working out?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"Oh no! You, again?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

Zen Kitten