Sentimental Sojourner Prints

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Scenic Route

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'I'm good. How are you?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I love summer."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Farewell to the travellers

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Hell/Paradise

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"