Spiritual Sojourner Prints

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Monk at monastery walks by sign ??" In Case of Fire: Break vow of silence.

"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

"The church week of prayer and fasting did wonders for your figure."

The Gods

"You're confirmed for Sunday at 5:30 A.M. in your bed, sound asleep."

"The frustrating part is that I can't tell whether he's meditating or goofing off."

'For enlightenment, you'll have to see the Guru up there - I'm just the INTERN.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Sufi dancer crossing the road.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'I'm afraid the rest of your life will be dull and uneventful too.

'I'm not really a guru. I came up here because I'm afraid of the smallpox vaccine.'

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'upward mobility.'

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

"How often in life do you feel that your life has a purpose, that you're in the right place, at the right time, doing exactly the right thing?"

Sign with directions for "Lost" and "Found"

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."