Spiritual Journeyers Prints

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'I reinvented myself. I'm deeper now, more challenging.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Spiritual Malaise

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Christening

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"