Eccentric Experimenter Gifts

Problem solving centre.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

A mad scientist.

"That dude won't last the first day!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

"Who are These People?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Scientist with test tube.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."