Curious Experimenter Gifts

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"Claiming turmeric has health benefits is one thing—proving it is another."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Then what happened?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."