Esoteric Explorer Gifts

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Yo, give me 666!"

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Chiller Theatre

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

FAQs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Is this who I am?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.