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Crazy World

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Who are These People?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"We grind our own catnip."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'To hell with the rules.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

The Water Diviner