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Ghost School.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Bright idea

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Baby rocks!

Imagine

Brainstorm in progress.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Call me!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"Who are These People?"

The first transatlantic communication.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

Unnatural History Museum

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"The earth's core changed directions."

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.