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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Ghost School.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The Fall from Pisa

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Rainbow/Horizon

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

How humans are born.

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Introvert-in-a-Box

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.