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'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

How humans are born.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"If you do not wish to know the results look away now..."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Chiller Theatre

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Rainbow/Horizon

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'