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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

"It looked better on pinterest."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Needs to get a life"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Pastorius wonders why.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Is this who I am?"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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