Expectation Vs Reality Explorer T-Shirts

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Truth

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"It looked better on pinterest."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'Well, what did you expect?'

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'