Expectation Vs Reality Explorer Prints

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Truth

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Chemistry Improv Theater

"You want proof? There's your proof."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'Well, what did you expect?'

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'