Digital Versus Reality Explorers T-Shirts

'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Baby Screen Time

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Truth

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Social media and privacy

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Does he byte?"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'