Digital Versus Reality Explorers Gifts

'Are they real or is this a screen saver?'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Baby Screen Time

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Truth

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Life Extension Journal.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Social media and privacy

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"Does he byte?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'