Alternate Reality Explorers Gifts

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"