Alternative Reality Explorer Gifts

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

'That was the worst paradigm shift EVER!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Self help acupuncture

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Truth

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Leftie Trump

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Virtual patient.'

'Life'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

"You have a rich imagination, young man, but a giant hideous troll could never escape from your book and stalk you around the library."

Internet Dude

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

"Does he byte?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."