Real-world Explorer Gifts

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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Travelling

Danger Slow Sand.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Second lifeReal life.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The discovery of electricity...

Introducing Piza Island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."