Expectation Chaser T-Shirts

The Misleading Wine Fridge

In basket-case.

Reach for the Star.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

An early space launch attempt.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

The Snooze Bar.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Deadlines

"So...do you have a job now?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'