Expectation Challenger T-Shirts

Postman worries that there is a big dog in the doghouse - turns out to be a small dog with big eyes...

"My email is down... talk to me."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Heel! Pass it on."

'Confusionism'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Almost done.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'Well, what did you expect?'

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Everyone thinks they can do it

Man and dog.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'The end is near.'

"That was the vet - the cat's pregnant, not me."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

No, I wouldn't call this a "lucky break"!

Temptation.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Scooter thinks outside the box of treats

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

In and Out Tray