Expectation Challenger Pillows

Postman worries that there is a big dog in the doghouse - turns out to be a small dog with big eyes...

"My email is down... talk to me."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Heel! Pass it on."

'Confusionism'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Almost done.'

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

'Well, what did you expect?'

"I'm feeling generous."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Man and dog.

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Everyone thinks they can do it

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

Temptation.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Scooter thinks outside the box of treats

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

In and Out Tray

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?