Optimism Challenger Pillows

Pessimism Quiz.

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I love your optimism."

"Things are looking up!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."