Perspective Challenger Pillows

Perspective;"Just another lie invented by dead European white males."

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

AI

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

"I'm feeling generous."

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

Straightening up.

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

"Sometimes it's just good to sit back and get a different perspective."

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Everyone thinks they can do it

What Peregrine Falcons See.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

Boxer with glasses.

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."