Perspective Challenger Prints

Perspective;"Just another lie invented by dead European white males."

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

AI

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

"I'm feeling generous."

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"Sometimes it's just good to sit back and get a different perspective."

What Peregrine Falcons See.

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

Everyone thinks they can do it

Straightening up.

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'