Playful Challenger Pillows

All There!

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"It's three on one. I say we rush him."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

Sailor boy

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"I'm feeling generous."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

Helium Guitar Festival

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'