Happiness Chaser T-Shirts

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

Letter writing lady.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

Tango

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Happiness

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?