Happiness Hunter T-Shirts

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'You're looking for the route to happiness and contentment. You say? Well, I may be wrong, but I think they're back along the road you've just come down.'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

"The Road to Happiness is ahead on the right."

'Happiness is place between too little and too much.'

Feel good.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.'

I always thought you couldn't buy it...

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'Money won't make you happy.'

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"Before I provide the secret to happiness, I must warn you that it will be conveyed in the form of a recipe."

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

The trick of getting to 'Heaven' is to be able to recognize 'Heaven' when you have arrived.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'I want to make enough money to realize that it will not make me happy.'

The pursuit of happiness: 'I caught it once. It was OK - but in my opinion, didn't live up to the hype.'

Lost Counter.

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"Thanks for opening up. I know it wasn't easy. Trust me, we're all here for you."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"You were happy when you were making a lot of money. Maybe THAT'S what you should be doing."

Work/Life Balance

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Lawnmower

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

The Death of the Blues