Expectation Explorer Gifts

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

"It looked better on pinterest."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Chiller Theatre

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Pastorius wonders why.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Is this who I am?"

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.