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The fate of the emigrant

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

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Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."