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" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The fate of the emigrant

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

You Know You're Old When...

Arrow Church

"We're luckier than most people..."

Climate Change Contingency House

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Them/ Us

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

Second Chance Exit.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

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