Optimistic Navigator Pillows

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The fate of the emigrant

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

You Know You're Old When...

Arrow Church

"We're luckier than most people..."

Climate Change Contingency House

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Them/ Us

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Optimistic Paranoia.

Second Chance Exit.

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'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."