Optimist Explorer Pillows

A memory is a terrible thing to lose. . . but think of all the videos you can stream again!

The fate of the emigrant

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Things are looking up!"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Always expect the best

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

GLAD-YOU-ATION

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."