Enchanting Navigator Pillows

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Book Igloo

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Book lovers