Artful Navigator Pillows

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Women who Read Too Much

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Dog Book Club

Books 'n' Carrots

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."