Artful Navigator Prints

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Women who Read Too Much

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Dog Book Club

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Books 'n' Carrots

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM