Cheerful Navigator T-Shirts

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Arrow Church

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Good morning, world!"

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'I took a short cut.'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Land ahoy!"

"My last dog always too a right there."

Messing about in Boats.

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.

Dangerous dinghy...

Wine and Stripes

Geek mythology

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."