Chatty Navigator T-Shirts

"Wait—I almost forgot why I called."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Island of Lost Guys.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Confused drivers

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Communication

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Conversation Starter Kit

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."