Cheerful Navigator Gifts

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Arrow Church

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Good morning, world!"

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Land ahoy!"

"My last dog always too a right there."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'I took a short cut.'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Messing about in Boats.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Dangerous dinghy...

Wine and Stripes

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

Geek mythology

Mildred had ignored the notice to airmen about heavy clouds of bats on her flight path.