Optimism Explorer T-Shirts

'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'

Optimistic Paranoia.

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

'One never knows.'

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Fred counts his blessing.

'At least no more cleaning out the cage.'

Half Full of Pie.

'Look at the bright side of the layoff as decreasing your job stress.'

'What do you mean, 'Live each day as if it were my last'? This IS my last day!'

"Losing my job at the factory was the best thing that ever happened to me"

'At least we should get a tan.'

"So, Dinkar...how long have you been in the United States?"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

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'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Boptimism

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Happy Days Are Here Again

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."