Optimism Seekers T-Shirts

"I have a positive attitude...but it might be a false positive."

Necessary glasses

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

"It was a golden age, a time of optimism and hope for the future, an age of enthusiasm and excitement...anything was possible!"

A free wish? I could do with a new cap!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Protest

"Things are looking up!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Try not to worry.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"