Optimism Appreciators T-Shirts

'Cheer up, son. Life is just a bowl of hand grenades!'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I love your optimism."

Protest

"Things are looking up!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."