Optimistic Thinkers T-Shirts

Protest

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

'What a disappointment: The grass IS greener on the other side, but it doesn't taste any better...'

'On the plus side we can now rent out his room!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Senator, the upside to the oil spill is: it will help to control the mosquito infestation.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'What are you grinning about?'

'Remember son...when life throws you a lemon, make lemonade.'

The end of the quarantine is near!

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Boptimism

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Things are looking up!"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine