Optimistic Thinkers Gifts

Protest

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

'What a disappointment: The grass IS greener on the other side, but it doesn't taste any better...'

School. Career Day. When you grow up, what do you want to be if the job still exists?

'On the plus side we can now rent out his room!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Senator, the upside to the oil spill is: it will help to control the mosquito infestation.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'What are you grinning about?'

'Remember son...when life throws you a lemon, make lemonade.'

The end of the quarantine is near!

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Boptimism

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Six Thinking Hats

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.