Hopeful Thinkers Gifts

Cuba breakthrough

World News for 2018

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

What else is there to wish for?

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Protest

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Things are looking up!"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Always expect the best

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Inkwell Genie.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Sisyphus Sawyer

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."