Optimists At Heart Gifts

"How cute! A smiley face on my pink slip."

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Protest

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"It all looks fine to me."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Try not to worry.

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'