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Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"We're farmers. We live off what's left of the land."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Ghost School.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Baby rocks!

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Imagine

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Call me!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"You've been served."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"